30 July 2010, 8:02 pm
I live in a wooded area of Illinois and the other day while I was going out back to swim at my lake, I noticed one of my raccoon traps had a raccoon in it. It looked like an elderly and sickly raccoon so I decided to take it in and raise it back to health. Later that night, I woke up to use the restroom. As I took my sheets off, I noticed my pants were pulled down and I had several bite marks all over my penis. I immediately went into the bathroom and cleaned the bite marks and noticed that the raccoon was not in it's cage. I called my doctor but they thought I was under the influence of some sort of drug. Now I am beginning to hallucinate and become very lightheaded. What do I do?!... Read More »